never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn
@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins
ok so
there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.
basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.
that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.
In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.
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