She slips off her thin cotton dress and discards it on the sand.
You lower your eyes and wait until she is ready to pose. You don’t do this because you are uncomfortable looking at her. You do this because you don’t need to look at her. You lose yourself for a moment in a quiet reserve, a place where you often disappear to before you work.
She clears her throat. She is ready now.
You absorb the qualities that you like about her. She has thick brown hair and kind, seductive eyes.
You see everything.
You lie back against a rock and she towers above you, this bronzed goddess, this womanly figure completely open to your direction.
You will have to work quickly. It is freezing outside.
The weather and time constraint doesn’t bother you. You know the shoot will be amazing. You’ve done this before.
never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn
@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins
ok so
there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.
basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.
that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.
In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.