[Natalia Obradovicova | ph. Robert Voltaire]

In the words of Robert Voltaire:

It’s early morning.

You’ve driven an hour to reach the model’s apartment. You call her.

There’s no answer.

You wait for 30 minutes and you call again.

There’s no answer.

You drive an hour home.

The model’s agent calls you and asks you to drive back. They love your work and plead with you to shoot her.

You agree and drive back.

When you arrive, you call the model.

There is no answer.

You call the agency and they call the model. They apologize and say the model fell back asleep.

They beg you to wait for thirty more minutes.

Finally, she shows up, disheveled, grousing about the night before.

You say to her, “Stop whining. Today is a new day.”

She looks at you with her deep blue stare, nonplussed.

Your day may not have gotten off to the best start, but it is all up from here.

You will take charge.

You will create a new friend and new work.

[Brianna Stone | ph. Robert Voltaire]

In the words of Robert Voltaire:

You are sitting in front of her. She is standing.

She slips off her thin cotton dress and discards it on the sand.

You lower your eyes and wait until she is ready to pose. You don’t do this because you are uncomfortable looking at her. You do this because you don’t need to look at her. You lose yourself for a moment in a quiet reserve, a place where you often disappear to before you work.

She clears her throat. She is ready now.

You absorb the qualities that you like about her. She has thick brown hair and kind, seductive eyes.

You see everything.

You lie back against a rock and she towers above you, this bronzed goddess, this womanly figure completely open to your direction.

You will have to work quickly. It is freezing outside.

The weather and time constraint doesn’t bother you. You know the shoot will be amazing. You’ve done this before.

This is your job and you’re good at it.

lobstersonskateboards:

lobstersonskateboards:

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.